Here are things you can acquire if you want to pretend to be Chazwick Bundick. Some of these things are nice shirts and loafers, which you can buy just about anywhere, and some other of these things include Chi-Chi, the pug.
Fortunately, a Polish person made a definitive fashion list of things already for everyone. In poorly-translated Polish, they recommend…
"plaid shirt insert and push the tube”
"the best jigs are made in the loafers”
"and it’s good you are headgear tension on the ears”
Makes sense to me.